Thank you. I hope you have a fucking brilliant time and you enjoy every minute of your amazing plans. Please allow me to also say I can’t fucking wait to not see your face just so I don’t have to hear all of the nonsense that spews from it. Fuck everything. It’s not worth it. You want her? Have her. Have her on your silver fucking platter with your silver fucking spoon. God forbid you have anything less than everything.
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.
Green Day have inspired me so much. The most important thing I learned from Billie Joe is confidence. I’m just a typical punk rock kid, terrified of success and fame, and he told me there’s nothing wrong with being a rock star if you use it to inspire people.
once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy
THIS IS SO BRILLIANT